Super Emaleigh

Hi! I am Emaleigh, just for right now. But, when there is a crime I am SUPER EMALEIGH. A lot of people think that my job is silly but if all the daily crimes weren't taken care of, the whole world would be a pig sty. Murders and robberies - that stuff is for sissies. It takes a REAL super hero to keep up with the fashion flair. Let me tell you about what happened last month. President Obama's daughter, Sasha, was kidnapped for ten hours until we found her in the basement. A lot of damage can be done in ten hours. But, when we found her in the basement she wasn't harmed but she was wearing a pink puffy dress with purple polka dots that looked like it came from the 1990s. She also had a fresh coat of diarrhea green nail polish! It was hideous. That night, she put on her night gown then in the morning she put on that UGLY dress again. Now, Sasha is a trend-setter. She goes places with her father and she is on T.V. So if she is setting trends that are terrible this could be a world crises! That was a fashion disaster, which meant it was time for SUPER EMALEIGH to take action.

What I needed was my nail polish that is always in my hand, my hair brush that extends from my head and my magic wand that spews fashion fog. (Fashion fog puts people to sleep so I can work my magic.) I had to figure out who brainwashed Sasha into thinking a polka dot dress and green nail polish was fashionable!

The next day I went to the White House basement to see if anyone was down there to be a suspect. I saw Dr. Jay-boo - he was #1 on my list, and I was right! He's always trying to destroy the fashion flair. Let me tell you a secret - we are related! He is my evil brother. So after peeking in on him to confirm he is the fashion flair murderer, I quietly backed out and decided to gather some members to help me fight the horrid Dr. Jay-boo.

This means I had to fix Sasha and call my team to help me. The members on my team are like- minded fashionistas, Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Taylor Swift and the newly acquired Brittni Spears. My team joined me to fight the fight against Dr. Jay-boo after they each fell victim to his schemes on the red carpet. After I saved their careers they decided to do the world a favor and help me out.

Over the next week my team and I investigated and spied on Dr. Jay-boo. We discussed adding two new members named Sasha and Malia. They seemed like the kind of people that love fashion flair wars. Finally, after ever-lasting investigating, spying and finding weaknesses in Dr. Jay-boo, it was time to take action. I told the team to get their beauty sleep because tomorrow they were going to have to be warriors with me.

The next day, we walked down the stairs to the basement and said, "ROAR"!! Dr. Jay-boo screamed back in surprise. We all giggled, especially me. He was obviously caught off guard. I was in the front of the line. My brother and I were face to face in the middle of the basement. I said, "We meet again". It was the moment I had been waiting for. My team surrounded him before he had a chance to run off. As I got out my fashion fog wand it sprayed him right in the face and he was out cold! So I did my magic all over his face. I put on the most to-die-for lipstick, cherry red; sky blue eye shadow with pink blush. Then I painted his nails pink, just for fun. I brushed his hair and styled it just right! He was the most adorable brother in the world (while he was sleeping). When he woke up he was so embarrassed he ran off and was never seen again.

You see, my job is THAT important. If I hadn't saved Sasha the whole world would be walking around looking like they walked about of a has-been fashion magazine! But I live on fighting for my fashion passion. As long as the Olsen twins and the Lohans live on my job will never be complete. Especially with that Lindsey girl. (She never listens!!)